The Rewriter's Room
Just a couple of friends, and NO ONE ELSE, pretending like they can write better than professionals... BECAUSE THEY CAN! So join them as they turn highly anticipated box office flops into hit movies that will never, ever get made. Because they're too good? Thats for you to decide.In season 1,2 and 3 they will be exploring their love of Star Wars by trash talking the Star Wars Prequels and working their literary magic. So check your nostalgia at the door, then pick it back up again and step into The Rewriter's Room. --- Find all of The Rewriter's Room links you could dream of at linktr.ee/rewritepod --- Jam out with Alex's Band on Instagram @thewaytheworldends210 --- And much thanks to T.C. Costello for our intro song - https://tccostello.bandcamp.com/
Episodes
77 episodes
Curse of the Kayazan
Join us for a special role playing episode of The Rewriter's Room as our host, Graham, takes on the mantel of Story Guide in a HORRIFYING escape adventure of the TTRPG Coyote & Crow.Our players include, and are limited to, friends o...
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2:09:03
T'aint No Game Show: A LEWD LOONY
Welcome to T'ain't No Game Show, the only game show that ain't no game show. Don't miss tonight's episode where our contestants (Alex, Jessica, Brett and Leah) battle to understand the rules while their host, graham mendez, does everything he c...
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29:42
Write Writer's Room
In today's bonus episode of The Write Writer's Room we are joined once again by Jessica Mystery. The whole gang comes to The Write Writer's Room with exciting new ideas for the world of cinema like: footloose with cartoon bees fighting ca...
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Season 3
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1:23:46
Hot Chocolate in Star Wars is Pretty Fucked Up: w/ Garrison Davis
In today's episode of The Rewriter's Room we're joined again by Garrison Davis live from his ocean-side compound to talk to us about the perfect Life Day meal. As always we are put to shame by Garrison's Star Wars wisdom. Sometimes the wisdom i...
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Season 3
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1:33:52
Black Flag
In today's episode of The Rewriter's Room... nah... --- Find all of The Rewriter's Room links you could dream of at linktr.ee/rewritepod --- Jam out with Alex's Band on Instagram @thewaytheworldends210 --- And much thanks to T.C. C...
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Season 3
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1:21:19
HALLOWEEN SPECIAL: The Doom of the Raider Priests
Get ready for another SPOOKY HALLOWEEN STAR WARS ROLE PLAYING GAME with a SPECIAL GUEST!!!!! --- Find all of The Rewriter's Room links you could dream of at linktr.ee/rewritepod --- Jam out with Alex's Band on Instagram @thewaythew...
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Season 3
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3:38:25
Chets All The Way Down
In today's episode of The Rewriter's Room we sit back to enjoy our Phil Collins record and a lukewarm Tab, Alex filters Star Wars through the lens of taco, and ideas are stored in the balls. So pull up a chair and have a seat, because you only ...
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Season 3
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Episode 14
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1:34:58
Wherefore Art Thou, Obi-Wan
In today's episode of The Rewriter's Room Owen and Beru make asses of themselves to their new neighbors, Alex gets confused about a basic aspect of our rewrite, and we call out the Longorias, the Shortgorias, the Mediumgorias. So pull up a chai...
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Season 3
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Episode 13
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1:17:19
O Brother, Wear Star Wars?
In today's episode of The Rewriter's Room Alex and Graham continue the millennia long masculine tradition of dry humping each other, the Empire comes prepared with toe caps, and we put a pin in Ackbar's noodle fingers. So pull up a chair and ha...
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Season 3
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Episode 12
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1:25:18
Green Day Killed Shag Carpet
In today's episode of The Rewriter's Room we make of for being so productive by really just going on and on and on, Graham introduces Alex to dancing bear (no, not that Dancing Bear), and he also had his own room or something. So pull up a chai...
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Season 3
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Episode 11
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1:19:26
The 299
In today's episode of The Rewriter's Room we settle on what we want in our third actbar, Graham shares a wonderful limerick, and the rebellion has 299 of their finest fighters ready to make their last stand. So pull up a chair and have a seat, ...
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Season 3
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Episode 10
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1:10:56
In Memory of Jango Pett
In today's episode of The Rewriter's Room Graham laments the limitations of only having two middle fingers, Alex tries to get us canceled in order to gin up some extra cash, and we start to see the strings of the galactic banker puppeteers. So ...
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Season 3
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Episode 9
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1:12:59
Space Jam 3: The Second Coming
In today's episode of The Rewriter's Graham flexes his sports knowledge, Alex has a life altering realization, and our hosts do their dill jiligence? Jew dilligence? Jujutsu illigence! So pull of a chair and have a seat, because you can take th...
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Season 3
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Episode 8
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1:20:04
#BeatYourPepsi
In today's episode of The Rewriter's Room Obi-Wan opens a used mattress store, the John McTiernan Hunter's are on the prowl, and our hosts take a journey to the Nether Region. So pull up a chair and have a seat, because Graham and Alex are exha...
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Season 3
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Episode 7
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1:07:59
Orientation: A Jedi Information Film
In today's episode of The Rewriter's Room we reveal an incredible new way to use the Death Star, Jedi Knights all across the galaxy discover the miraculous defensive properties of bread, and Savory Madam Tarkin opens a piano store. So pull up a...
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Season 3
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Episode 6
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1:10:55
Clint Jankum, Dingle Bopper at Large
In today's episode of The Rewriter's Room we reveal our big 420 secret, Alex eats food wile recording, and our lawyer insists that we admit that no crimes were broken. So pull up a chair and have a seat 6 feet apart, because really, wear your f...
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Season 3
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Episode 5
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1:06:55
Grimoire
In today's episode of The Rewriter's Room Disney's Graham: Graham and Disney's Graham: Alex narrowly avoid podcasting intervention, Vader is hoisted by his own petard and Chewbaka shares his beauty tips. So pull up a chair and have a seat, beca...
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Season 3
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Episode 4
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1:12:12
Space Coke
In today's episode of The Rewriter's Room there is some exciting Disney related news, the Empire champions Medicare for All, and we share our cure for wilting balls. So pull up a chair and have a seat, because Michael Keaton is coming for your ...
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Season 3
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Episode 3
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1:06:56
Flowers In The Sky
In today's episode of The Rewriter's Room Alex and Graham make a pact that they would absolutely kill the other if they were already torturing them, the foreskin finally comes into play for Luke, and our hosts share their love of Dick. So pull ...
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Season 3
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Episode 2
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1:00:30
D.A.R.E. to Dream **SEASON PREMIER**
In the first episode of the third season of The Rewriter's Room we jump right in and tackle some difficult questions that will guide us on our journey throughout the entirety of the season to come! Mostly; can you hold this gun real quick? But ...
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Season 3
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Episode 1
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1:04:35
TRWR Theater Presents: Star Wars: The Darkness Speaks (PG - w/o commentary )
Welcome to The Rewriter's Room Theater. Today I have the pleasure of presenting Star Wars: Episode II The Darkness Speaks. This version will be presented without our hosts chattering away the whole time, but if you like to hear them chatter, th...
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Season 2
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Episode 0
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44:48
Seven Degrees of Steel Magnolia
In today's episode of The Rewriter's Room Alex runs the show and he does a damn okay job, our hosts get their necks tangled forming a PODCAST KING, and you better believe that a well oiled robot will always blow a snow plow. So pull up a chedda...
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Season 2
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1:15:23
Star Wars Episode III: The Star Space
In today's episode of The Rewriter's Room Graham and Alex pivot their target audience over to park pidgins, Padme gets an unexpected character update and we prepare for a #hotgirlchummer. So pull up a chair, but don't get too comfortable, becau...
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Season 2
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Episode 30
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42:27
Garrison Davis: Lazzer Sword Archivist
In today's episode of The Rewriter's Room we're joined again by Garrison Davis who manages to not complain about Boba Fett, does shill Clone Wars reeealll hard, and confirms to us that clones do in fact fuck. So pull up a chair and have a seat,...
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Season 2
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Episode 29
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1:34:47
Horny for the Borg Queen
In today's episode of The Rewriter's Room Graham forgets that you take notes so that you can remember things that happened not the other way around, we dole out some amazing life advice for tweens, and there's some hot tips for how to get...
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Season 2
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Episode 28
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1:20:54